Ode On My Arse
Kate Rancid
Oh lovely lovely bum of mine,
With skin so pink you are sublime,
A perfect sphere, a work of art,
Please sing to me in tuneful fart.
And while you sing please dance around,
Please wibble wobble to that sound,
And all the boys will stop and stare,
Oh lovely bum! Oh bum so rare!


1 comment
06 Feb 2017 - Jeff Wode
I'm more of a tit man, myself.
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