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Caption Competition

Star Wars

Caption Competition

Brian:

"I'm sorry miss, I have standards."

"What if I wash it first?"

"Look Jar-Jar, is that Mike's shed over there?"

"We are ever so high up here Jar-Jar.....look you can even see the top of that plane heading towards us."

"You're right I suppose, it could be worse, at least you're not that even fatter tongued twat Jamie Oliver. Go on then, stick it in......."

Mike:

"I know you mean well, Jar-Jar, but it's just not the same as when Anakin does it. In fact you barely touch the sides."

"It's the ears, isn't it Senator? If I get them tucked can we do it missionary?"

Matt:

"Didn't you find Leon a bit of a slime, I mean you were only 12!"

"Yeah, Meesa thinks you like that don't you bitch!"


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