Lollipop Man

Brian:	Parents of local children hand over the first of Albert Grundy's new lenses.
Mike:	Taking advantage of the local armistice two burglars return the remainder of Harold Ollerenshaw's possessions that they couldn't fence.
Joel:	Derek Matthews, a 72 year old lollipop man from Dudley and head of the BNP for the north east, suffers a moral dilemma as the local mayor hands him a lifetime achievement award.
Matt:	Al Queda celebrate the success of their new undercover terrorist plan. English-educated Omar Sheikh and associate befriend aging spy before kidnapping him and cutting off lollipop.
Kate:	And the first prize in the Unusual Pets competition went to Saeed and Mohammed for their human-like tortoise, Geoff.

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