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Business Opportunities

Port-a-park

Port-a-park
Would you risk parking here right now?
Anybody who drives in London will have been exasperated by the problem with parking.

Finding somewhere to park can be a nightmare, and when you finally do find a parking place it probably costs you a bloody fortune to do so. And on top of that, figuring out the complicated parking regulations that can vary from space to space within a single street, can leave you confused as to whether you're allowed to park there or not at a particular time.

I myself am relatively fortunate in that even though I live in central London I have my own off-road parking. However, that doesn't help if I want to drive somewhere else. And if I'm not going to drive somewhere else then what's the point of having a car in the first place? Or even my own parking space?

What I need is a parking space that I can take with me wherever I go. Port-a-park is an inflatable parking space that folds up small and can be kept in the boot of the car. It is inflated by a motor that plugs into the car's cigar lighter socket. All I have to do if I can't find a place to park is get my Port-a-park out of the boot, blow it up and park my car on it. And because it's MY property the traffic wardens can't do a thing about it.

I just want someone to make one for me.

There you are - you've got a customer already!

Mike

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