Anybody who drives in London will have been
exasperated by the problem with parking.
Finding somewhere to park can be a nightmare,
and when you finally do find a parking place
it probably costs you a bloody fortune to do
And on top of that, figuring out the complicated
parking regulations that can vary from space
to space within a single street, can leave you
confused as to whether you're allowed to park
there or not at a particular time.
I myself am relatively fortunate in that even
though I live in central London I have my own
off-road parking. However, that doesn't help
if I want to drive somewhere else.
And if I'm not going to drive somewhere else then
what's the point of having a car in the first
Or even my own parking space?
What I need is a parking space that I can take
with me wherever I go. Port-a-park is an
inflatable parking space that folds up small
and can be kept in the boot of the car.
It is inflated by a motor that plugs into the
car's cigar lighter socket.
All I have to do if I can't find a place to park
is get my Port-a-park out of the boot, blow it
up and park my car on it.
And because it's MY property the traffic wardens
can't do a thing about it.
I just want someone to make one for me.
There you are - you've got a customer already!
Would you risk parking here right now?
Infest the world with pooclub!