One of the main problems that stalkers complain
about is that the relationship is very one-sided.
The person they're stalking is usually not
Everything is done on their terms; you have to
go wherever they go, they never go where you
want to go.
Currently, the only solution to this problem is,
if there's someone you're thinking of stalking,
to follow them around first for a couple of months
and see if they're compatible with you.
This, of course, is a tedious business and if they
turn out not to be suitable stalking material
you've expended a lot of time and effort for nothing.
Stalkmatch is an agency that stalkers can go to
be matched up with an appropriate stalkee.
The agency will hold a large database of people
suitable for stalking, which will contain details
of the places they regularly go and times when
they normally leave the house.
The client simply gives his requirements to Stalkmatch
and he will immediately be given a list of possible
candidates from which he can make a choice.
This is a great web based opportunity which once
it is set up will demand little day-to-day
management, though of course the initial outlay
will require a fair amount of effort.
You can't make this stuff up, you know