Girl In Pool

Brian:	The most pointless use yet of a hose in a water fight. Man to woman, "I'm bored. I know lets have a water fight!" "OK." replies the woman. "Right then," says the man, "you get in the pool and I will soak you with the garden hose!" "What Uni did you say you went to again?" enquired the woman.
Kate:	Ignorance was bliss for Kate, who did not yet know about PJ's extra-long catheter tube.
Mike:	"When I asked you if you were into water sports, this isn't quite what I had in mind." Man: "Think interest rates will rise?" Woman: "If they do, it'll only be a small increase. I don't think the Chancellor wants to stagnate the economy." Man: "Yes, and I think more confidence needs to be generated in the stock market." Woman: "That's right. My portfolio is looking a little precarious at the moment. I'm trying to find a way of linking my mortgage to a property based pension." Man: "What, so that your house can protect your pension from stock market fluctuations and give you a good annuity on maturity?" Woman: "That's right. I've got my accountant working it right now." Man: "I can see the mole on your neck from here."

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