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Caption Competition

Patient And Nurse

Caption Competition

Marshall:

Woman with pen: "OK, five down, malignant growth or tumour, 6 letters, C something, N something, something R?"

Woman with pen: "Turma..Tirmnul..Temer.. oh fuck it... look luv d'ya mind if I just put 'dead by tonight'?"

Ciaran:

"So just to recap, you like cous-cous, corned beef and liver, but you hate cardamom, rhubarb and lapsang souchong."

Colin:

Woman in bed: "Dear Amputees Anonymous..."

Woman in bed: "No, make that 6 grams of heroin!"

Woman writing thinks: "Hee hee, this old bitch will never realise I've forged her signature on this euthanasia form."

Brian:

"Look dear, I don't mean to be rude, but are you sure you're a nutritionist?"

Mike:

"You don't want to use that pen, love. I've just had it up my arse."

Lisa:

Lady writing: "Hello son. How are you today? How is summer camp? I just thought I'd take a minute to write to say I love you. Love you bunches, Mummy"

Joel:

"Can we have your liver?"


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