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Mike's Spot

Mike
Mike lives in Islington, London, and works as a computer programmer in investment banking. He is married with three children. He has two sheds and a garage but does not park his car (a Vauxhall Zafira, no less!) in the garage. Instead, he has floor-boarded up the joists of the garage giving it a loft so that he can store plenty more stuff that might come in useful one day.

Much of what Mike says in pooclub is initially dismissed as fanciful, or as one member once had it "a complete pile of minging retard cack", but this is because many of the theories and ideas he presents to us fly in the face of conventional reasoning.

Often it takes a great deal of effort to grasp Mike's sophisticated logic, and Mike himself sometimes becomes exasperated having to repeat the same stuff to new members, or to existing members who choose unwisely to argue with him, or are just too pig ignorant to understand what he's saying.

So, we asked Mike if he could spare a few poopages to write down some of his wisdom, so that if anyone requires an explanation to some of the (confusing) remarks he may make on the pooboard they can simply be directed here for further enlightenment.

Mike generously said, "Oh, all right, then."


Mike's Spot


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