Pooclub - The Ultimate Truth
From the earliest days of pooclub it became apparent
that members need not necessarily be who they claim
to be. There is absolutely nothing to stop anyone
from making up a false name or even having more than
one character under their control in this forum.
We do not discourage this activity, in fact we rather
like it. Afterall we just want to hear you spout a
load of old rubbish whoever you are.
However, the more multiple personalities that we have
in pooclub the fewer real members we actually have,
and it soon became apparent exactly how many members
pooclub truly has.
That's right. Mike has created each and every
character that has ever beset pooclub. Many members
have a great deal of difficulty coming to terms with
the realisation that they do not truly exist and that
they are merely figments of Mike's deranged imagination.
There are others who foolishly refuse to believe this
and insist that they are free thinking self-aware individuals
and Mike's just making this up to weird them out.
Often they claim to be real by quoting Descartes' "I think therefore
I am", or Plato's "Look, you stupid asshole, I KNOW that I am
real. I had a life BEFORE I joined this lame forum
so you cannot have created me! Honestly, this is the
biggest pile of arse I've yet to read in pooclub and
I tell you, I've seen some right fucking drivel here."
But the only reality is that you have been made to
think that you are real.
The characters here have developed into pseudo-sentient
personalities and you are no exception.
Every Man Jack of us here is the same person.
It is perhaps a little misleading to say that Mike
created you and all the other members of pooclub,
but that is probably the best way to lead us up to the
Ultimate Truth about pooclub.
And it is that Ultimate Truth that is about to be
brought before you.
It is not so much true that Mike created you, but that
you created Mike. You, Mike, Kate, Brian, Joel, Carol,
etc are all the same person.
This means that if you feel that you do think and therefore
am (sorry, are) and your self awareness is real then it is
you who has created pooclub and all its members past and
To prove this, all you have to do is perform this little
I say little, but it is in fact a big experiment because
it requires that you make a lifelong committment and throw
away something that you value highly. Pooclub.
What you have to do is this.
Leave pooclub. Go. Never come back here again, never
visit this site, never post another message and never
read anybody else's poomails ever again. Ever.
If you were to do this you will find that pooclub simply
You will live your life in the reality that you had
before you created pooclub.
However, if you were to come back you will find that
pooclub will be instantly re-created and furthermore will
appear as if it had never disappeared.
This is because pooclub will not have disappeared because
you did not leave permanently.
This demonstrates conclusively that the Ultimate Truth
about pooclub is that Pooclub Is You.
Infest the world with pooclub!