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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 8672 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Wednesday 24 April 2024 ----------------------- The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- LULWORTH (n.) Measure of conversation. A lulworth defines the amount of the length, loudness and embarrassment of a statement you make when everyone else in the room unaccountably stops talking at the same time. Poem Of The Day --------------- Finger On The Button (Mike) Got my finger on the button I'm ready for some action. It only takes a gentle press So let's see your reaction. Do you moan, do you groan? Do you squirm and wriggle? Or do you just smirk childlishly And give a little giggle? Got my finger on the button, How pleased it makes me feel. The time it took to find it Makes it such a great big deal. But now at last I've got there After nine attempts or more. I hope I don't forget this place Like I did before. Got my finger on the button... Damn! It's slipped right off the spot! Now, it should be right back here, Bloody hell... it's not. Where the fuck's it gone to? I just do not understand. It's a needle in a haystack And it's not what I had planned. Got my finger off the button And I'm feeling all deflated. I'm sorry, love, I know that you Should have been elated. It's all my fault, I know it is. I know that it's no joke. But never mind, at least I can Go straight in for a poke. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub admin
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