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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 4683 Thursday 23 May 2013 -------------------- ANNIVERSARY: Last public execution by salmonella poisoning (1906), Wakefield Prison. "The hearty man ate a condemned breakfast." The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- DUNGENESS (n.) The uneasy feeling that the plastic handles of the overloaded supermarket carrier bag you are carrying are getting steadily longer. Learn Something New Every Day ----------------------------- On average, every square mile of sea on the planet contains 46,000 pieces of rubbish. Poem Of The Day --------------- Cheese (Jemma) It took place one evening When I was quite pissed. Kate left Glen's room While her cat sat and hissed. She said she was getting A lovely surprise, But when she returned She made me close my eyes. My senses were baffled; My mouth opened wide. What lovely delights Might Kate have inside? Then all became clear As the cheese touched my tongue. It was Shropshire Blue, Yum yum yum yum yum yum. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) pooclub@shite.org pooclub admin
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