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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 5385 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Saturday 25 April 2015 ---------------------- The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- LUPPITT (n.) The piece of leather which hangs off the bottom of your shoe before you can be bothered to get it mended. I Never Knew That ----------------- In America, approximately 25% of kids aged 6-14 have a magaznie subscription Poem Of The Day --------------- The Stupid Rabbit (Kate) The baby bunny flapped his ears And ran along the grass. He flapped so hard it wore him out, But he could not fly, alas! He looked up at the big sky At feathered flying things, And wished his ears would disappear And the stumps would sprout some wings. He went to see Professor Hoot Who lived beside the creek, And told him all his troubles. The owl began to speak: "Yer stupid twatty bugger, What the fuck d'yer think yer on? Yer go round flappin' like a bird? Yer great big spazzy mong. Now get yerself together, Yer mad as fuck, yer are. Just remember you're a rabbit - Now fuck off, I'm having me tea." And so poor bunny gave up, And sighed a little sigh. He knew his ears were there to stay, He knew he'd never fly. So the rabbit went off sadly, A tear ran through his fur. "So, I'll never be a bird," he sniffed. And then his head fell off. The moral of this story Is just be glad you're you! And if you're not, you might just find Your head will fall off too. And get flushed down the loo Like a big hairy poo Boo hoo. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminTue 23 Apr 2024