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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 5424 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Wednesday 03 June 2015 ---------------------- Remember, you can submit your nominations for Vegetable Of The Year at any time. Make sure yours doesn’t get missed out. http://pooclub.shite.org/veg The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- NASEBY (n.) The stout metal instrument used for clipping labels on to exhibits at flower shows. I Never Knew That ----------------- The first Tupperware item marketed was the seven-ounce bathroom cup in 1945 Poem Of The Day --------------- Dangerous (Kate) Don't go near that dog It's dangerous. Don't go out in the fog It's dangerous. Don't fall off that log It's dangerous. Don't dare lick that frog It's dangerous. Don't go in the sea It's dangerous. Don't you stroke that bee It's dangerous. Don't drink too hot tea It's dangerous. Don't forget to wee It's dangerous. Don't shoot yourself in the head It's dangerous. Don't set fire to your bed It's dangerous. Don't pump yourself full of lead It's dangerous. Don't be dead It's dangerous. Don't forget to eat It's dangerous. Don't smash up your feet It's dangerous. Don't eat rancid meat It's dangerous. And don't talk to anyone called Pete It's a silly name. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminFri 19 Apr 2024