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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 5501 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Wednesday 19 August 2015 ------------------------ Saint Givin's Day patron saint of uncontrollable urges Kill! Kill! Kill! Go on, kill a pooclubber in The Cull! http://pooclub.shite.org/vote The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- SCREMBY (n.) The dehydrated felt-tip pen attached by a string to the 'Don't Forget' board in the kitchen which has never worked in living memory but which no one can be bothered to throw away. I Never Knew That ----------------- The hottest chili in the world is the Tezpur chili pepper Poem Of The Day --------------- Sex Poem (Victor) Enough hormones to sink a cruiser, Ended up down the boozer. Sex, to be really frank, Usually is just a wank. It's said to be given by God Which is odd. That such a source of torment Should be heaven sent. If you're feeling a little frisky Drink whisky. If for a shag you gag Light up a fag. We all hope for brilliant sex With or without special effects. Normally it's pretty tame, Your inhibition is to blame. Often it goes too fast. Mind you once I had a blast. It was just bloody fantastic. Now I am a sexual spastic. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminFri 29 Mar 2024