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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 5616 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Saturday 12 December 2015 ------------------------- Forgetfulness Day Have you cast your vote in this month’s Cull? http://pooclub.shite.org/vote The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- WORMELOW TUMP (n.) Any seventeen-year-old who doesn't know about anything at all in the world other than bicycle gears. I Never Knew That ----------------- In Belgium, there is a museum that is just for strawberries Poem Of The Day --------------- Not Funny Anymore (Kate) I really don't know why But I'm not funny any more, Like a boil that has been lanced, Or a nicely healed arse sore. Like a man that almost fell off A big log but then was saved, I'm a paragon of common sense When once I was depraved. I used to be so rude, But now I struggle to say "poo". I can't muster a titter When I'm sat upon the loo. You could all shit your pants And all I'd feel was rather ill. It's rubbish being sullen And it gives me no big thrill. Yes I used to be so funny But now it has all gone to shit. I just can't crack a joke, Not even one about my tits. If I had wrote this poem Weeks ago you might guffaw, But now it's just as funny As a scab that feels all sore. I think I'll end this verse now, As it will not make you laugh. It's sadly unamusing And really rather naff. I think I'll go and do some work. It might just get me smiling. I think I might just start With some filing. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminThu 25 Apr 2024