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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 5711 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Wednesday 16 March 2016 ----------------------- 1145, Malcolm, from his mother's womb untimely ripp'd. Today's Pope ------------ Keith Lent day number: 31 - see http://pooclub.shite.org/pope The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- BURNT YATES (pl. n.) Condition to which yates (q.v.) will suddenly pass without any apparent interviewing period, after the spirit of the throckmorton (q.v.) has finally been summoned by incessant throcking (q.v.) I Never Knew That ----------------- In 1953, racecar driver Tim Flock raced at Nascar with a monkey in the seat beside him Poem Of The Day --------------- Fucked (Kate) Leaves in my coffee I think my bottle bank Charlie Alpha Zebra Pants. Larger dusty wardrobe Drip drip dripping tap Floundering disasters Boobs. Windows are meandering Pelicans with attitude Cock the rooster hen Smart Shortly. Draw another spider Kangaroos come cheap Easter is a lovely word Drop. Bunny hopping saucer Tea leaves hop the fence Giraffes buying lobsters' Stegosaurus. Creepy crawly ambulance Partners wire their exhibits Freshly squeezing lemmings Pamphlet. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminFri 29 Mar 2024