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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 5751 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Monday 25 April 2016 -------------------- The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- DEAL (n.) The gummy substance found between damp toes. I Never Knew That ----------------- On average, Guinness sells 7 million glasses of beer a day Poem Of The Day --------------- Printer Friendly Version (Mike) Hey printer! Gosh, you're really nice, I love the way you print, The sharpness of your images, The colours, hues and tints. The photos of my holiday Are pleasing to my eye, No crappy jagged edges At twelve hundred dpi. Yo printer! Wow, you're so superb! You print with awesome clarity. I say these words sincerely And not just out of charity. For Christmas Day I do not want A pear tree full of partridges; Instead I would prefer my stocking Filled with colour cartridges. Wow printer! Oo, you're truly great, You make me feel on fire. Oh, Printing stuff is way more fun Than writing with my biro, And when I am not with you Then I've only gone a away for Half an hour to buy you lots More clean white sheets of A4. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminWed 24 Apr 2024