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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 5905 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Monday 26 September 2016 ------------------------ It's Kate's birthday tomorrow. For God's sake DON'T FORGET IT! The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- KIRBY (n.) Small but repulsive piece of food prominently attached to a person's face or clothing. See also CHIPPING ONGAR. I Never Knew That ----------------- Persia changed its name to Iran in 1935 Poem Of The Day --------------- Look At Me I'm Wonderful (Mike) Look at me, I'm wonderful, How fabulous I am. I can drink a milkshake, I can eat some Spam. I can jump a million miles And land upon my feet. I can run for president Or dictator of Crete. Yesterday I taught a fridge To yodel in Malay. Tomorrow I shall catch a squid The size of Whitley Bay. And anyone who tells me That I cannot do these things Will find they're plagued by locusts With pointy teeth and wings. Look at me, I'm beautiful, I'm such a handsome fellow. I'm so good looking I'd look great Even dressed in yellow. I could charm a nightingale To fall out of a tree, I could sell my farts in jars For over 50p. See me as I stroll along The high street of your town. Watch the women-folk prostrate Themselves upon the ground. It's me they want, it's me they want, It's me they want to date. It's true it is, it really is, Just look at me - I'm great! Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminSat 20 Apr 2024