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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 5930 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Friday 21 October 2016 ---------------------- The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- LUFFENHAM (n.) Feeling you get when the pubs aren't going to be open for another fortyfive minutes and the luffness is beginning to wear a bit thin. I Never Knew That ----------------- At lift off, US space shuttles weight about 4.5 million pounds. Poem Of The Day --------------- Cat Poem (Victor) If you drop a cat from height It will always land upright. They are for sure effete But they land on their feet. Surely this is a metaphor for the species, Felix domestica does just what it pleases. They are the premier beast In my house at least. Other animals lead lives of trial Pussy Cat would run a mile. Let's compare the being of this chap With animals whose existence is crap: When Ptarmigan lives in cold glen Cat sits in front of the fire, then Poor Rabbit must eat its own poo, Cat once put a worm in my shoe. In waters dank and drab live Bream, Cat has two helpings of cream. On our plate is the fate 'Des boeuf et mouton' Cat sleeps upon his futon. Porcupine, Spiny Anteater and Hedgehog have itchy prickles, Cat lies on his back for tickles. For Dog disobedience is a sin, Cat tortures Small Bird and Mouse for a grin. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminThu 28 Mar 2024