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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 6051 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Sunday 19 February 2017 ----------------------- Kill! Kill! Kill! Go on, kill a pooclubber in The Cull! http://pooclub.shite.org/vote The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- SCRONKEY (n.) Something that hits the window as a result of a violent sneeze. I Never Knew That ----------------- If all the cars from the U.S. were taken and lined up from bumper to bumper, there would be enough cars to go to the moon from earth and back. Poem Of The Day --------------- Tree Hugging (Mike) I like trees when I'm all trippy I'll hug them like some Greenpeace hippie I rub myself against the trunk And leave behind a glob of spunk. Best of all I like the oak A woodpecker's hole is great to poke Sometimes I will go for ash But once I got a dreadful rash Never again shall I try holly That I found a foolish folly The same applies to larch and pine They really made me wince and whine A fling I had with a sequoia Left me suffering from paranoia But then the comfort of a plane Helped me become once more sane. I had a period of monogamy Faithful to just one mahogany Then one day behind my back She had the chopper of a lumberjack So now I'll go for larch and elm And all fine trees throughout the realm And when my head is on my pillow I sleep and dream a dream of willow. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminFri 29 Mar 2024