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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 6082 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Wednesday 22 March 2017 ----------------------- Poochoonz nominations are now closed. The choonmeister’s verdict is due to be delivered. http://pooclub.pbwiki.com/Poochoonz Today's Pope ------------ Joel Lent day number: 19 - see http://pooclub.shite.org/pope The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- SNITTERFIELD (n.) Office noticeboard on which snitters (q.v.),cards saying 'You don't have to be mad to work here, but if you are it helps !!!' and slightly smutty postcards from Ibiza get pinned up by snitterbies (q.v.) I Never Knew That ----------------- Valentina Tereshkova was the first woman to enter space. She spent three days in space and completed forty-eight orbits of Earth Poem Of The Day --------------- Having A Movement (Kate) Writing Shite, writing Shite, It makes me feel All right. When the words come on the page It quietens my internal rage. Writing Shite, oh lovely Shite, It summons up my inner light. I feel like I'm in Paradise When what I write's not very nice. Oh Shite, oh Shite, oh shitey Shite, You bring me such profound delight. Consonants and vowels Should flow from one's bowels. Verbs and word classes Should fall from our asses. Syntax and noun phrases Should exit our brown mazes. Oh, what a miracle is Shite. Some people believe in God; I think that's a load of cod. When I need repentance I compose a nonsensical sentence. When I need inspiration I take a literary laxative To cure my creative constipation. Oh, shitty ditty, shitty ditty, You're so sweet and you're so pretty. I want to hold you in my hand And Feel all right With Shite. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminThu 25 Apr 2024