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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 6112 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Friday 21 April 2017 -------------------- Liverpool 3.30pm "Two Votes For Women" Demo organised by Women Against Shaving. The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- TODBER (n.) One whose idea of a good time is to stand behind his front hedge and give surly nods to people he doesn't know. I Never Knew That ----------------- On average, 350 squirts are needed from milking a cow to make a gallon of milk Poem Of The Day --------------- Flying Vicar (Rachel) I walked down the street amazed at the sight of my local vicar as high as a kite. A few of my friends called over to me, wearing their shades they were sat round a tree rolling a spliff and passing the bong. They were playing guitar and singing along. A stranger screamed out "What a beautiful day!" With a smile and a wave I went on my way. While strolling along I passed through a park I looked at the sky it was getting quite dark. Hundreds of people were gathered around in a big circle all sat on the ground. I wondered if this might have been a huge error as the looks on their faces were that of pure terror. When I got home I switched on the T.V. I knew that this was all down to me. Thousands had died 'cause they thought they could fly, the day I put drugs in the water supply. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminFri 29 Mar 2024