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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 6324 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Sunday 19 November 2017 ----------------------- Nude Scrabble Final, Bilbao. Kill! Kill! Kill! Go on, kill a pooclubber in The Cull! http://pooclub.shite.org/vote The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- DUNBAR (n.) A highly specialised fiscal term used solely by turnstile operatives at Regent's Park zoo. It refers to the variable amount of increase in the variable gate takings on a Sunday afternoon, caused by persons going to the zoo because they are in love and believe that the feeling of romance will be somehow enhanced by the smell of panther sweat and rank incontinence in the reptile house. I Never Knew That ----------------- Fine-grained volcanic ash can be found as an ingredient in some toothpaste Poem Of The Day --------------- Jingle Bells (Kate) Jingle Bells My cunt smells Must be all the sores. There's been at least A thousand men Between my foul bomb doors. Ohhh! Jingle Bells My cunt smells It's seeping pus like glue It must have been That bloke with the clap. God knows I've had a few. Seeping down my thighs With the stench of rotting flesh Dribbling down my legs Lumpy and unfresh. Oh what fun we have As we pick out all the scabs. I leave a trail of yellow All around the Ladies' lavs. (sing) Jingle Bells My cunt smells . . . etc. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminFri 29 Mar 2024