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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 6402 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Monday 05 February 2018 ----------------------- Robin Day Who’s been pissing you off the most in pooclub? Vote them out in The Cull. http://pooclub.shite.org/vote The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- HARPENDEN (n.) The coda to a phone conversion, consisting of about eight exchanges, by which people try gracefully to get off the line. I Never Knew That ----------------- The world record for donut eating is held by John Haight, who ate 29 donuts (52 ounces) in a little over six minutes Poem Of The Day --------------- Crustylingus (Mike) When it comes to licking fannies I have to draw the line at grannies. If I'm with a rank old crone, I'm sure I'd leave her muff alone. Not that I'm against old dears But oral sex would lead to tears, So, I'd rebuff without a mention Somebody who draws a pension. Normally I'm not that fussy About my tongue's allotted pussy. I don't mind a pungent box That smells like fish from Grimsby docks. Unwashed twats of rancid wenches With a multitude of stenches Do not put me off one bit From a taste of slimy clit. But flaps that have seen better days Are ones from which I'll run away. Wrinkly, saggy, floppy curtains Are a turn off, that's for certain. Chomping on an old pudenda Will not be on my agenda. So, if you get cheap rail travel, Your piss flaps I'll not unravel. If you're getting on a bit And on my face you'd like to sit, I'm sorry, love, you're just too old And I'll not burrow in your folds. But if you've gone to meet your maker I'd go round your undertaker Where I'd munch those broken bits Made brittle by rigor mortis. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminFri 19 Apr 2024