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Daily Drivel - Poodate: 6443 +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ The Daily Drivel is being updated! Yes, that's right. We know you've been enjoying the Daily Drivel for a long time, but you have to admit it is rather in need of a lick of paint. That's why we have produced a brand spanking new and thoroughly enthralling publication called Stuff Today. Loyal readers of the Daily Drivel may have noticed that they have already been receiving the new exciting and wholly amazing Stuff Today. However, because Stuff Today is sent from your new (and equally astonishingly brilliant) website pooclub.com it might have ended up in your spam folder because your email client doesn't yet know how fabulous pooclub.com is. So, we are advising you to make sure that you can receive email from [email protected] because some day pretty soon Daily Drivel is going to end. I know it sounds bad but sometimes you've got to move with the times, embrace the new, and bid a stoic farewell to the old, no matter how cherished it is. I'm sure you'll agree that this move is for the best and you'll enjoy Stuff Today even more than you have the Daily Drivel. +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ NEWS +++ Sunday 18 March 2018 -------------------- Last day for posting St. Patrick's Day cards. Canberra Day (Australia) Scunthorpe Day (UK) The Meaning Of Liff ------------------- KEELE (adj.) The horrible smell caused by washing ashtrays. I Never Knew That ----------------- Ivory bar soap floating was a mistake. They had been mixing the soap formula causing excess air bubbles that made it float. Customers wrote and told how much they loved that it floated, and it has floated ever since Poem Of The Day --------------- My Big Fat Arse (Kate) My Venezuelan Beaver Toast was slightly much too hot It smelt like fresh bananas with the consistency of snot It wasn't very luscious but it didn't see why not It looked just like a pheasant that was waiting to be shot Oh send me down to Satan's lair I have been bad, I belong there Oh tie me up and strip me bare I really really do not care My congealed balaclava smurf was sitting in the sun He suffered from a skin disease so he didn't have much fun He thought the beer was squiffy so he sheltered in his bum He kept on making handbags 'til his handbag days were done Oh haul me up and cuff me tight I am reborn, I've seen the light Oh fly me like a great big kite I am the Lord. I feel alright. My inate self-delusion is as furtive as can be It thinks it is much cleverer, much cleverer than me It tries to make me think that I am doing a degree When really I'm a dolphin which is looking for a knee Oh sing my song, Oh sing my song, I am so right I can't be wrong Oh give me money, fags and beans And fly me off to New Orleans. Sperm. Links ----- For quick links to important pooclub pages, bookmark this: http://pooclub.shite.org/map Help write the Daily Drivel! Plonk your drivel here: http://pooclub.shite.org/drivel The Shit At The End ------------------- If you’ve received this email it’s either because the ‘Daily Drivel’ box in your poopages account has been selected or because you've been foolish enough to wander into the pooclub forum. If you don’t want this bollocks anymore you can deselect it by editing your poopages account here: http://pooclub.shite.org/account or change your mailing options in the forum here: http://groups.google.com/group/pooclub or you can email us and we’ll sort it out for you. (Please quote your user id) [email protected] pooclub adminSat 20 Apr 2024