"After You..."
Q	Mike:	It is now no longer a secret that when a man beckons a woman to go through a doorway before him or allows her to leave a lift first, it is not out of courtesy, it is so he can watch her arse. So, if a bloke offers to let me go through a door before him, should I punch his lights out? Mike.
A	Mystic Mollusc:	Oh dear oh dear oh dear ..... what are you worrying about? Can't you just relax and enjoy the fact that someone wants to look at your arse? It won't always be the way you know ... 20 years from now (well, 2 years probably) you'll be begging people to open doors for you! And besides, attitudes are changing - oestrogen in the water and lack of DIY skills means that modern men are barely men at all these days - just women without any 'lib'... so relax and enjoy it, you might find yourself succumbing to a spot of 'door-opening' yourself! Mystic Mollusc xxx

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