Title	Author	Page
A Boy's First Wank	Vik	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 3
A Goth In Summer	Kate	The Stuff Of Dreams
A Kate For All Time / An Empty Kate	Nathon & Kate	Mask Of Doom
A Letter From Africa	Mike & Kate	A Letter From Africa
A Poem About A Stapler	Joel	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 4
A Poet's Life	Mike	A Hearty Dump
A Postcard From Cairo	Mike	Pointy Things
A Postcard From Paris	Mike	Pointy Things
A Song In my Heart	Mike	Up With The Cock
A Tribute To Christopher Reeve	Kate	A Mist Of Beautiful Clarity
A Tribute To Dermot Morgan	Sarah	Shiterati: "Mollusc" Sarah
Aliens	Kate	Aliens
All The Nice Girls	Mike	Shiterati: Andy ("The Hat")
Amanda	Kate	Just To Piss You Off
An Unhealthy Obsession With Fish	Kate	Strip Me Bare
Antipodean Nightmare	Kate	Fingering The Fluffy Possum
April Skies	Kate	A Boyfriend Sent From Heaven
Arse	Kate	Momp Momp Cark
Arsenic	Mike	The Pleasure Of Chemistry
Art	Kate	The Sun On My Bum
Auntie Brenda's Pheasant	Mike	Auntie Brenda's Pheasant 1
Bachelor Gay	Mike	Pointless Things
Ballet Sheep	Kate	Just To Piss You Off
Be Still, Oh Sleeping Widow	Kate	The Terror Of War
Beansprouts	Mike	Up Front
Bed	Karl	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 1.
Being Homeless	Sarah	Shiterati: "Mollusc" Sarah
Being Smelly	Mike	Up Front
Best Man's Speech To Simon	Kate	Gone To Seed
Big Hairy Italian Underwired Bra	Kate	The Tale Of The Infested Toaster
Bike	Mike	The Comfort Of These Pants
Bloody Lucky	Kate	Kate's Shite Day
Boredom	Mike	Care About My Bowels
Boris Et Al	Mike	Up On The Deal
Born To Be A Cunt	Mike	Up Front
Bouncing Baby Boys	Joel	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 2
Brian Is A Cunt	Mike	Partied Out To Kingdom Come
Bum Cracks	Mike	The Song Of The Lark
Bush	Colin	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 3
Can I Be Your Whore?	Kate	Let Me Pleasure You
Cat Poem	Victor	Shiterati: Victor
Chairs	Mike	Plonk My Bottom
Cheese	Jemma	Shiterati: Jemma ("Spackerlegs")
Cheesy Cock	Vik	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 3
Chips	Mike	When The Chips Are Down
Chocolate Poem	Victor	Shiterati: Victor
Claire	Shim	Shiterati: Julie & Shim
Cocks	Kate	Damp And Moist And Gooey
Come To Grimsby	Mike	Hurrah For Grimsby!
Crappalot's Page	Mike	Hors d'Oeuvres
Crustylingus	Mike	When The Chips Are Down
Cuntlip Tidy	Kate	Gone To Seed
Curry Poem	Victor	Shiterati: Victor
Dangerous	Kate	The Smile Of The Unicorn
Defenders Of The Free	Mike	The Terror Of War
Devil Fish	Rachel	Shiterati: Rachel
Die Like Elvis	Mike	In The Gents
Dining At The 'Y'	Mike	Sushi On The Menu
Disappointments On The Underground	Nigel	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 1.
Dog Fiction	Mike	Dog Fiction
Dog Muck	Kate	Momp Momp Cark
Educating Mucus	Kate	Educating Mucus
Element Limerick Competition	Mike	The Pleasure Of Chemistry
Estate Agents	Kate	Damp And Moist And Gooey
Everybody Think About Me!	Kate	In The Land Of The Spongy Orange
Everything In Its Place	Kate	Everything In Its Place
Evil Chappy	Nathon	Mask Of Doom
Fairies	Kate	Let Me Pleasure You
Fast Poem	Shim	Shiterati: Julie & Shim
Fat #1	Kate	Fat
Fat #2	Kate	Fat
Feeling Thirty	Kate	Thoughts Of Breasts
Felching Mr. Atkinson	Kate	Felching Mr. Atkinson
Finger On The Button	Mike	A Hearty Dump
Fire In The Sky	Rachel	The Terror Of War
Fish Monging	Kate	Fingering The Fluffy Possum
Fisting	Kate	Tastier Than Sin
Flaps	Kate	The Secret Recipe
Flies	Kate	Thoughts Of Breasts
Flying Vicar	Rachel	Shiterati: Rachel
Francois Mitterand	Julie	Shiterati: Julie & Shim
Fridge Freakout	Kate	Three Short Plays
Fuck	Mike	Up Front
Fucked	Kate	Momp Momp Cark
Further Education Sucks	Kate	In The Land Of The Spongy Orange
Genesis	Mike	The Bible
German Shepherd Dogs	Kate	The People's Princess
Germanium	Mike	The Pleasure Of Chemistry
Giraffe Patch	Kate	Yellow Kettles Go Through A Most Intense Car Wash In Space On Tractors
Git	Kate	Lovely Things To Eat
Go East, Young Man	Mike	Hurrah For Grimsby!
Gob Around A Sausage	Kate	As Creamy As Sperm
God Bless The Little Sparrows	Kate	Lovely Things To Eat
Going Nice	Mike	All At Sea
Goose	Mike	The Comfort Of These Pants
Great Fat Hairy Arseholes	Mike	Sushi On The Menu
Greta's Pet Which Wasn't An Anchovy	Mike	Greta's Pet Which Wasn't An Anchovy
Grimerick	Mike	Hurrah For Grimsby!
Grimsby Fair	Mike	Hurrah For Grimsby!
Gutter	Andy	Shiterati: Andy ("The Hat")
Haddock	Kate	Momp Momp Cark
Hammersmith Apollo	Kate	A Mist Of Beautiful Clarity
Hangover	Kate	My Rotten Fadge
Happy Chirping Sparrows	Kate	The Smile Of The Unicorn
Happy Ending	Julie	Shiterati: Julie & Shim
Having A Movement	Kate	Literary Laxative
Heathers Exam	Mike	Heather's Exam
Henry V: Act 4 Scene 3	Incunabulist	Shakespeare On Drugs
Herbert	Mike	Pointless Things
Hills Bills	Mike	Up On The Deal
Hippy Lament	Kate	Fingering The Fluffy Possum
Horse	Kate	In The Land Of The Spongy Orange
Horse Poem	Kate	Damp And Moist And Gooey
Horseplay	Mike	Three Short Plays
Hum Bad Ripple Wrappers	Kate	The Smile Of The Unicorn
Hurrah For Grimsby	Mike	Hurrah For Grimsby!
I Can't Be Arsed	Kate	I Can't Be Arsed
I Love You	Kate	Across My Knee
I Love You	Julie	Shiterati: Julie & Shim
I Miss Leeds	Karl	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 3
I Send You Poems From My Heart	Kate	Across My Knee
I Walked On Cake And Ether	Kate	I Walked On...
I Walked On Golden Sandwiches	Mike	I Walked On...
I Walked On My Hands But My Head Filled With Blood	Kate	I Walked On...
I Walked On My Own Feet A Bit	Mike	I Walked On...
I Want A Wee Wee	Mike	In The Gents
I Wish I Was A Woman	Steve	Shiterati: Steve
If I Hadn't Met Mike	Shim	Shiterati: Julie & Shim
Ill Ness	Mike	Care About My Bowels
Illness	Kate	The Smile Of The Unicorn
In The Park	Mike	The Song Of The Lark
Irrelevant	Kate	Just To Piss You Off
Is Anybody There?	Kate	The Terror Of War
It's Bollocks Being Pregnant	Kate	Up The Spout
J.F.K.	Mike	Care About My Bowels
Jemma's Arse	Mike	Shiterati: Jemma ("Spackerlegs")
Jemma's Cellulite	Jemma	Shiterati: Jemma ("Spackerlegs")
Jesus Was A Jew	Kate	We're Gonna Burn For This
Jingle Bells	Kate	Strip Me Bare
Judith Chalmers	Kate	The People's Princess
Kelp	Mike	Plonk My Bottom
Krypton	Mike	The Pleasure Of Chemistry
Kumquat Catastrophe	Kate	Lovely Things To Eat
Large Breasts	Kate	Thoughts Of Breasts
Leeds	Kate	Literary Laxative
Let's Swap Snot	Mike	A Hearty Dump
Lettuce	Kate	Up The Spout
Limerick #1	Kate	The Sun On My Bum
Limerick #2	Kate	The Sun On My Bum
Look At Me I'm Wonderful	Mike	Pointy Things
Lovely Nathon	Kate	A Boyfriend Sent From Heaven
Lullaby For Rachel	Kate	Shiterati: Rachel
Macbeth: Act 2 Scene 1	Mike	Shakespeare On Drugs
Marshall's Effort	Marshall	The Pleasure Of Chemistry
Mayors	Mike	Mayors
Meh	Kate	Erect My Yurt
Men	Kate	The Sun On My Bum
Merry Fucking Christmas	Kate	Merry Fucking Christmas
Mikeless Monday	Kate	The Madrid Suite
Mikey Mikey, We All Love You So	Jemma	Shiterati: Jemma ("Spackerlegs")
Mince	Kate	A Mist Of Beautiful Clarity
Missing Nathon	Kate	Heal My Sore
Modern Poetry	Kate	In The Land Of The Spongy Orange
Mongolia (Mongolia)	Kate	Erect My Yurt
Morning	Joel	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 2
Mr Prick	Mike	The Comfort Of These Pants
Mrs Arse	Mike	The Comfort Of These Pants
Mrs Braithwaite	Kate	My Rotten Fadge
Murder At Ffelchingham Manor	Pooclub	Murder At Ffelchingham Manor - Act 1
My Affliction	Kate	Let Me Pleasure You
My Big Fat Arse	Kate	Strip Me Bare
My Bits	Kate	Literary Laxative
My Favourite Colour	Sarah	Shiterati: "Mollusc" Sarah
My Great Day	Mike	Kate's Shite Day
My Nose	Rachel	Shiterati: Rachel
My Old Man's A Dustman	Mike	All At Sea
My Pet Frog What I Never Had Nor Never Will	Kate	My Pet Frog
My Shite Day	Kate	Kate's Shite Day
My Special Noise	Kate	As Creamy As Sperm
National Curry Day	Mike	Care About My Bowels
National Poetry Day	Mike	Partied Out To Kingdom Come
Nerd Poem	Victor	Shiterati: Victor
Never Mind The Shrapnel	Rachel	The Terror Of War
Nice Things	Jemma	Shiterati: Jemma ("Spackerlegs")
Nice Things I Like	Kate	The Sun On My Bum
No Sleep 'Til L.A.	Rachel	Shiterati: Rachel
No. 49	Joel	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 2
Nob Gags	Mike	Up With The Cock
Not Being Able To See My Cunt	Kate	Up The Spout
Not Funny Anymore	Kate	My Rotten Fadge
Nursery Shite	Kate & Mike	Nursery Shite
Observations Whilst Sitting In Jane's Flat	Kate	Observations Whilst Sitting In Jane's Flat
Ode On A Pret-A-Manger Crayfish And Roquette Sandwich	Kate	As Creamy As Sperm
Ode On A Summer Morn	Kate	The Sun On My Bum
Ode On My Arse	Kate	Damp And Moist And Gooey
Ode On Osama	Joel	A Prelude To War
Ode On Pooclub's First Birthday	Kate	The Stuff Of Dreams
Ode On Sarah's Birthday	Kate	Shiterati: "Mollusc" Sarah
Ode On Shim's Birthday	Shim	Shiterati: Julie & Shim
Ode On Snow	Kate	Lovely Things To Eat
Ode On Spring	Kate	Tastier Than Sin
Ode To 'O'	Mike	Naked Fish
Ode To A Large Dog	Mike	A Hearty Dump
Ode To A Small Dog	Mike	A Hearty Dump
Ode To Kate	Shim	Shiterati: Julie & Shim
Ode To Linda McCartney	Mike	Naked Fish
Ode To My Stapler	Mike	Plonk My Bottom
Ode To Not Moose	Rachel	Shiterati: Rachel
Ode To Steve	Kate	Shiterati: Steve
Ode To Steve	Kate	Shiterati: Steve
Ode To William Wordsworth	Kate	The People's Princess
Oh, Wondrous Pants!	Kate	The People's Princess
On A Bungled Bank Robbery	Ciaran	Greetings Cards Verses
On Finding Out Everyone Thinks You're A Wanker	Naomi	Greetings Cards Verses
On Going On The Game	Mike	Greetings Cards Verses
On Making My Own Beef Burgers	Kate	Up The Spout
On Parking In My Space	Ciaran	Greetings Cards Verses
On The Day Of Your Sentence	Mike	Greetings Cards Verses
On Your Abortion	Kate	Greetings Cards Verses
On Your Diagnosis With A Terminal Brain Tumour	Kate	Greetings Cards Verses
On Your Eviction	Mike	Greetings Cards Verses
On Your Exhumation	Mike	Greetings Cards Verses
On Your Job Being Automated	Ciaran	Greetings Cards Verses
On Your Overdose	Mike	Greetings Cards Verses
On Your Redundancy	Mike	Greetings Cards Verses
One Pound Stirling	Mike	Up On The Deal
Onward Boys	Mike	The Terror Of War
Over-Helpful Washroom Attendant	Mike	In The Gents
Owed To Ayrton	Mike	Up On The Deal
Paris The Pilchard	Kate	Sex Story
People	Kate	The Stuff Of Dreams
Pervert	Mike	Up On The Deal
Piss Flaps	Kate	Damp And Moist And Gooey
Pizza	Kate	Tastier Than Sin
Play	Kate	Three Short Plays
Poetry	Kate	A Mist Of Beautiful Clarity
Polly Draperie's Larger Cupboard	Kate	The Tale Of The Fisherman's Daughters
Poo Medley	Kate	The Stuff Of Dreams
Pooing	Kate	Momp Momp Cark
Pooward Bound	Mike	The Madrid Suite
Poultry	Mike	Care About My Bowels
Prayer	Kate	We're Gonna Burn For This
Princess Di	Kate	The People's Princess
Princess Margaret	Joel	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 2
Printer Friendly Version	Mike	Plonk My Bottom
Psalms 23	Kate	The Bible
R.S.V.P.	Kate	As Creamy As Sperm
Radiators	Brian	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 1.
Reservoir Pulps	Kate	Reservoir Pulps
Resting Poem	Victor	Shiterati: Victor
S.T.D.	Kate	The People's Princess
Scrubbers	Kate	Gone To Seed
Self Fulfilling Prophecy	Shim & Julie	Shiterati: Julie & Shim
Septic Tank	Mike	In The Gents
Sex Poem	Victor	Shiterati: Victor
Sex Story	Kate	Sex Story
Shim's Lament	Shim	Shiterati: Julie & Shim
Shite Christmas	Kate	Shite Christmas
Shiter's Block	Mike	All At Sea
Shitty Ditty	Kate	Literary Laxative
Shlong	Shim & Kate	Shiterati: Julie & Shim
Shoes	Jemma	Shiterati: Jemma ("Spackerlegs")
Shopping With Jesus	Mike	We're Gonna Burn For This
Shopping With Jesus #2	Kate	We're Gonna Burn For This
Shrimp	Kate	Shrimp
Simple Simon	Colin	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 3
Socks	Andy	Shiterati: Andy ("The Hat")
Someone At My Door	Kate	Fingering The Fluffy Possum
Song For Jiffy Condoms	Joel	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 1.
Sonnet 73	Incunabulist	Shakespeare On Drugs
Spam Poo	Kate	Strip Me Bare
Spring	Andy	Shiterati: Andy ("The Hat")
Sqezy	Jemma	Shiterati: Jemma ("Spackerlegs")
Stafford	Kate	The Smile Of The Unicorn
Star Trek	Mike	Pointless Things
Stereo	Colin	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 2
Steve, Oh Steve	Kate	Shiterati: Steve
Stevie Nicks	Andy	Shiterati: Andy ("The Hat")
Stupid	Kate	Erect My Yurt
Sunday	Andy	Shiterati: Andy ("The Hat")
Sunday Afternoon All Alone Poos Blues	Marshall	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 1.
Thai Food	Karl	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 1.
Thank Friday It's Curry Day	Mike	Naked Fish
The Bagel Stuffer's Son	Kate	The Bagel Stuffer's Son
The Baron Of Dried Pulses	Mike	Tales From Beyond The Enchanted Prong Hills
The Battle Of The Fluffy Clouds	Mike	Tales From Beyond The Enchanted Prong Hills
The Big Red Bus	Kate	Momp Momp Cark
The Breakfast Song	Mike	Partied Out To Kingdom Come
The Charmed Life Of Toby "Two-Ears" Hermitage	Mike	The Charmed Life Of Toby "Two-Ears" Hermitage
The Clags Of War	Kate, Mike & Rachel	The Clags Of War 1
The Descent Of Man	Kate	A Mist Of Beautiful Clarity
The Diary Of Professor Von Schnittszeugen	Mike	The Diary Of Professor Von Schnittszeugen
The Fate Of What I Ate	Colin	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 3
The French	Kate & Mike	The French 1
The Glisten On The Aubergine	Mike	Up With The Cock
The Gospel According To Kate	Kate	The Bible
The Insect Ball	Kate	Momp Momp Cark
The Little Wooden Box	Kate	The Little Wooden Box 1
The Lord's Prayer	Kate	We're Gonna Burn For This
The Lub-Lub	Kate	Momp Momp Cark
The Old Lady In The Well	Kate	Gone To Seed
The Pain Of Writing Shite	Kate	Tastier Than Sin
The Plug Hole On The Moon	Kate	The Plug Hole On The Moon
The Poetic Eels Of Lake Quimby	Mike	Tales From Beyond The Enchanted Prong Hills
The Prince Of Frest Fruit	Mike	Tales From Beyond The Enchanted Prong Hills
The Secret Life Of The Wheat Crunchie	Mike	Sushi On The Menu
The Secret Recipe	Kate	The Secret Recipe
The Shite We Write	Mike	The Shite We Write
The Shits	Mike	Kate's Shite Day
The Soldier	Ciaran	A Prelude To War
The Star That Lost Its Twinkle	Mike	Tales From Beyond The Enchanted Prong Hills
The Stupid Rabbit	Kate	Momp Momp Cark
The Tale Of Ollie The Oyster	Mike	The Tale Of Ollie The Oyster
The Tale Of The Bothersome Turd	Kate	The Tale Of The Bothersome Turd
The Tale Of The Busy King	Kate	The Tale Of The Busy King
The Tale Of The Fisherman's Daughters	Kate	The Tale Of The Fisherman's Daughters
The Tale Of The Infested Toaster	Kate	The Tale Of The Infested Toaster
The Weary Traveller	Kate	The Weary Traveller
The Young And The Brave	Kate	The Terror Of War
The Zebra And The Flying Bus	Kate	Momp Momp Cark
Theme For An Imaginary Soap	Mike	When The Chips Are Down
Things I Don't Like, Plus A Couple I Do	Andy	Shiterati: Andy ("The Hat")
Things That Aren't Cheese	Jemma	Shiterati: Jemma ("Spackerlegs")
This Weary War	Mike	A Prelude To War
This Wretched Life	Rachel	Shiterati: Rachel
Thought For The Day	Kate	Damp And Moist And Gooey
Timbuktu	Joel	A Prelude To War
Timothy Taylor's Landlord	Kate	The Stuff Of Dreams
Timothy Tibbles And His Rather Interesting Jaunts	Kate	Timothy Tibbles And His Rather Interesting Jaunts
Tissue	Mike	The Comfort Of These Pants
Tits	Mike	Up On The Deal
Today's Poem	Mike	Up On The Deal
Tractors	Kate	Momp Momp Cark
Transcending Pizza	Sarah	Shiterati: "Mollusc" Sarah
Tree Hugging	Mike	When The Chips Are Down
Trees	Rachel	Shiterati: Rachel
Trout	Kate & Mike	Trout 1
Tweep	Kate	Momp Momp Cark
Underwear	Mike	Partied Out To Kingdom Come
Unfinished Poem	Kate	Thoughts Of Breasts
Up	Mike, Kate & Shim	Up
Up Here	Kate	Heal My Sore
Up My Arse	Kate	Strip Me Bare
Valentine's Day	Kate	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 2
Wait! There's More...	Kate	My Pet Frog
Waiting For June	Kate	In The Land Of The Spongy Orange
Waiting For The Codeine To Dissolve	Kate	A Mist Of Beautiful Clarity
Waldrapp Ibis	Mike	Plonk My Bottom
Walking Alone	Lisa	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 2
War	Mike	The Terror Of War
War Is Bad	Kate	A Prelude To War
Warple	Kate	Momp Momp Cark
Washing Up In The Nude	Mike	Naked Fish
Wave Goodbye (To Yesterday's Kate)	Kate	A Boyfriend Sent From Heaven
Wet Gob	Jemma	Shiterati: Jemma ("Spackerlegs")
Wham Reunion	Mike	Pointless Things
What A Shame	Naomi Onions	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 4
What If Snot Was God	Lisa	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 3
What Katy Does	Mike	Pointy Things
When	Mike	Up On The Deal
When We Need Mike	Brian	The Madrid Suite
When You're Thirty	Steve	Shiterati: Steve
Where Have My Balls Gone?	Colin	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 3
While You Were Working	Kate	Across My Knee
Whippet	Kate	The Smile Of The Unicorn
Why I Like My Sarong	Kate	Tastier Than Sin
Why Turds Are Called Stools	Kate	Why Turds Are Called Stools
Wine Poem	Victor	Shiterati: Victor
Without Mike	Kate	The Madrid Suite
Woman With Six Tits	Mike	Partied Out To Kingdom Come
Wombat Carnival	Kate	Strip Me Bare
Woodhouse Hippies	Karl	Shiterati: Pooclub Poetry - Vol 3
Yellow Kettles Go Through A Most Intense Car Wash In Space On Tractors	Kate	Yellow Kettles Go Through A Most Intense Car Wash In Space On Tractors
Yesterday	Kate	The Madrid Suite
Yorkshire Day	Kate	Lovely Things To Eat
You	Kate	Heal My Sore
Zafira	Mike	The Song Of The Lark

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