at a glance...
Recent
history
of your Prospects.
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all
your Stocks today.
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Your prospects today
are
A Bit Iffy
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Today's Stock |
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Birth Stock |
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| Mollusc | Atlantic Dogwinkle | likes | Pelican's Foot | +1 | x 5 | | Cheese | Double Gloucester | hates | Ilchester | 0 | x 4 | | Organ | Stomach | likes | Vulva | +1 | x 3 | | Luggage | Rucksack | likes | Kitbag | +1 | x 2 | | Fruit | Greengage | hates | Banana | 0 | | | Fish | Goldfish | likes | Anchovy | +1 | | | Kitchen Utensil | Meat Cleaver | hates | Fish Knife | 0 | | | U.S. President | Theodore (Teddy) Roosevelt (1901-1909) | likes | John Calvin Coolidge (1923-1929) | +1 | |
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Total: |
12 |
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Today is a good day to:
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- give up heroin
- burgle your neighbour's house
- go to Godalming
- castrate the cat
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Today is a bad day to:
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- change your name
- get laid
- have a moan
- tease squid
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