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Branded the biggest pile of arse on the net by its own authors, Shitespace proudly presents Today's Poem: The Glisten On The Aubergine.

Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people. It's all here at The Cull.

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This fast action furious free-for-all forum has more f-words in it than you can fit in your fridge.

"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?"

Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Zebrarian - (noun) A person who spends all day loafing about beside belisha beacons on one side of a pedestrian crossing looking as if they're about to cross.

I don't advise a hair cut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

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John Prescott survives third abortion attempt (1938).

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