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Branded the biggest pile of arse on the net by its own authors, Shitespace proudly presents Today's Poem: Bachelor Gay.

Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people. It's all here at The Cull.

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This fast action furious free-for-all forum has more f-words in it than you can fit in your fridge.

"Few women admit their age - Fewer men act it."

Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Motspur - (noun) The fourth wheel of a supermarket trolley which looks identical to the other three but renders the trolley completely uncontrollable.

"God's wife? I didn't know that God had a wife." And I didn't. I knew that every dog had its day and that trouble shared was a trouble halved and I even knew that if you take two mobile phones, call one of them with the other, then place the two of them ten inches apart on a table with a raw egg between them, the egg will be cooked in less than twenty minutes.* But I never knew that God had a wife.

*This is true. You can try it yourself if you don't believe me. It's a very expensive way to cook an egg, but it's one of the reasons why I don't own a mobile phone.

Robert Rankin - Waiting For Godalming

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