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Branded the biggest pile of arse on the net by its own authors, Shitespace proudly presents Today's Poem: Princess Di.

Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people. It's all here at The Cull.

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This fast action furious free-for-all forum has more f-words in it than you can fit in your fridge.

"Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control."

Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Slatter - (verb) To spray the person you are talking to with half-chewed breadcrumbs or small pieces of whitebait.

Jesus Christ, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. Jeff Wode is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about. Look at him. Look at Jeff Wode. His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own.

Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker.

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