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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Risp - (noun) A species of highly intelligent grass, it lives in colonies of a single stalk, and lies down when you try to mow it, popping up again a moment later.
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Soap surfed the Web until lunchtime.
It was all action stuff.
Well, at least it was sometimes.
Well, perhaps it wasn't really, to be honest.
No, in fact, actually, it wasn't all action at all.
It was just sitting at a TV screen and typing at a keyboard,
and although there are ways of putting a spin on that kind of
thing and making it sound really interesting -
IT ISN'T!
IT'S CRAP!!!
GET A LIFE!!!!!!!
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Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls
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