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Branded the biggest pile of arse on the net by its own authors, Shitespace proudly presents Today's Poem: Wombat Carnival.

Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people. It's all here at The Cull.

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This fast action furious free-for-all forum has more f-words in it than you can fit in your fridge.

"According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist."

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(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Furfle - (verb) The impossible business of trying to keep your farts down to a reasonable level of decibels when in a lavatory in easy listening distance of lots of other people.

I don't advise a hair cut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

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