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Monday
13
November
2017


The Seven Great Stocks

1. Luggage
2. Kitchen Utensil
3. Fish
4. Cheese
5. Organ
6. Mollusc
7. Fruit

Today's Guest Stock

8. Lizard

The 13 Lesser Stocks


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Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people. It's all here at The Cull.

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"Nostalgia's not what it used to be."


Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Didcot - (noun) The small geometrically shaped bit of card which a ticket inspector cuts out of a ticket with his clipper for no apparent reason.


I don't advise a hair cut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

Withnail & I

St. Pedant's Day
patron saint of hair splitting

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