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Branded the biggest pile of arse on the net by its own authors, Shitespace proudly presents Today's Poem: The Old Lady In The Well.

Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people. It's all here at The Cull.

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This fast action furious free-for-all forum has more f-words in it than you can fit in your fridge.

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."

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(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Uttoxeter - (noun) A small but immensely complex mechanical device which is essentially the 'brain' of a modern coffee vending machine, and which enables the machine to take its own decisions.

The journey was for the most part uneventful. No terrorists hijacked the bus. The driver did not fall asleep at the wheel, nor did he become lost. No Red Indians attacked and there wasn't a highwayman to be seen.

A couple of pirates did try to get on at the traffic lights, but the bus conductor blocked their passage and firmly tossed them off.

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