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Enter your date of birth and find out what your prospects for the day are . . .
"Oh God, make it stop"
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- Shimon Young
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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary) Acquadextrous - (adjective) Gifted with the ability to turn bath taps on and off with one's feet.
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I don't advise a hair cut, man.
All hairdressers are in the employment of the government.
Hair are your aerials.
They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly
into the brain.
This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
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Withnail & I
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