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Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people. It's all here at The Cull.

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"Oh God, make it stop"
- Shimon Young

Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Acquadextrous - (adjective) Gifted with the ability to turn bath taps on and off with one's feet.

I don't advise a hair cut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hair are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.

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