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Branded the biggest pile of arse on the net by its own authors, Shitespace proudly presents Today's Poem: Gob Around A Sausage.

Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people. It's all here at The Cull.

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"They're all one song"
- Neil Young

Did You Know ...?

- In 1911 the US Songwriters Guild persuaded Congress to pass legislation requiring all new American place names to end in easier rhymes.

"God's wife? I didn't know that God had a wife." And I didn't. I knew that every dog had its day and that trouble shared was a trouble halved and I even knew that if you take two mobile phones, call one of them with the other, then place the two of them ten inches apart on a table with a raw egg between them, the egg will be cooked in less than twenty minutes.* But I never knew that God had a wife.

*This is true. You can try it yourself if you don't believe me. It's a very expensive way to cook an egg, but it's one of the reasons why I don't own a mobile phone.

Robert Rankin - Waiting For Godalming

Liverpool 3.30pm "Two Votes For Women" Demo organised by Women Against Shaving.

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