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22
April
2017


The Seven Great Stocks

1. Cheese
2. Fruit
3. Luggage
4. Mollusc
5. Organ
6. Fish
7. Kitchen Utensil

Today's Guest Stock

8. Wind Instrument

The 13 Lesser Stocks


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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Motspur - (noun) The fourth wheel of a supermarket trolley which looks identical to the other three but renders the trolley completely uncontrollable.


He never did realise his ambition to drive a Rolls Royce into a swimming pool, but he did once steer his Morris Minor through a rather large puddle on his way to a pub gig in Penge.

Robert Rankin - Sex And Drugs And Sausage Rolls

St. Brenda's Day
patron saint of kitchen utensils

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