You have strolled into Shitespace.
Do not be alarmed, it's quite nice here.
Just kick off your shoes, put your feet up, and have a giggle
in our cosy little haven where nothing matters,
and you're safe from the nasty outside world.
You gave "Dog Muck" a Horse.
National Curry Day
Today it's National Curry Day
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray
Today my taste buds will go mental
And never taste a hint of lentil
I'll eat hot chilies 'til I howl
Without a care about my bowels.
Today I will be thrilled to bits
And tomorrow I will have the shits.