You have strolled into Shitespace.
Do not be alarmed, it's quite nice here.
Just kick off your shoes, put your feet up, and have a giggle
in our cosy little haven where nothing matters,
and you're safe from the nasty outside world.
You gave "Wait! There's More..." a Horse.
I Walked On Cake And Ether
I walked on cake and ether
For a thousand years or more
Each step was slow and sticky
My feet were numb yet sore
Between my toes the crumbs grew
But the ether made them stumble
Next time let me walk on coke
And Sara Lee apple crumble.