You have strolled into Shitespace.
Do not be alarmed, it's quite nice here.
Just kick off your shoes, put your feet up, and have a giggle
in our cosy little haven where nothing matters,
and you're safe from the nasty outside world.
You gave "Nice Things I Like" a Sheep.
I hate it when my vulva slips
So I wear a tidy on my lips.
It often makes me squeal and shout,
But it stops my cunt from bursting out.
It hurts but keeps it nice and neat,
I like my twat to be discreet,
So if your flaps have gone to seed
A Cuntlip Tidy is what you need.