You have strolled into Shitespace.
Do not be alarmed, it's quite nice here.
Just kick off your shoes, put your feet up, and have a giggle
in our cosy little haven where nothing matters,
and you're safe from the nasty outside world.
You gave "Bachelor Gay" a Cock.
Ode On My Arse
Oh lovely lovely bum of mine,
With skin so pink you are sublime,
A perfect sphere, a work of art,
Please sing to me in tuneful fart.
And while you sing please dance around,
Please wibble wobble to that sound,
And all the boys will stop and stare,
Oh lovely bum! Oh bum so rare!