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If anyone is interested in poetry on the subject of septic tanks, you'll find a few in here: spiny.com/septic/index2.html but none of them are as good as the one I've just submitted to them...
Septic Tank
Mike

I walked along the riverbank
Joyfully as if I'd drank
Some wine or played a fiendish prank
Upon my adversary, Frank.

When all at once, my heart it sank
As I encountered something rank
And though I don't wish to be frank
I have to say it fucking stank.

For lo, it was a septic tank
And though its air was grim and dank
My loathing of it quickly shrank
And for its fumes I soon did thank.

Now some may say that I'm a crank
My monkey then I had to spank
And so my todger I did yank
And had a truly wondrous wank.

 

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