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Modern Poetry
Kate

When times were then
And men were men
A pound of ham
In Amsterdam
Upon a hill
Of dollar bills
Inside a cave
Beneath the waves
The Goddess sits
With silicone tits
She tells it like it is. It's:

"When times were then
And men were men
A pound of ham
In Amsterdam
Upon a hill
Of dollar bills
Inside a cave
Beneath the waves
They play all night
In the Ship of Shite.
Right?"

Calling:

Oh boaty boat
Oh boaty boat
They do not care
To give their vote
You do not have a winter coat,
Have you yet received my quote?"

(Quote 'In the land of the spongy orange the pharoah cannot climb.'
Heed this and float.)

The leaves were fall'n, the sky was black
The clouds hung down in threads,
The mermaids killed with steady hands,
And voices voices voices voices voices in their heads.

Oh boaty boat
Oh boaty boat
They do not care
To give their vote
You do not have a winter coat,
Have you yet received my quote?

Oh loathsome echo, why must you always fall behind me?

Oh boaty boat
Oh boaty boat
Are you man
Or are you goat?
You take your victims by the throat,
They don't deserve to get your vote.

Sea shore shore she sea she see-saw sore see she saw she saw sea shores
surely.

The sky was beef, the sea was gravy -
Shall I join the royal navy?
I'd wear a lot of white
Pants so tight
Feel alright
Fly a kite
Catch a bite
Say goodnight
Start a fight
Oh
What
A
Delight


The sun was red the clouds ate them

The mermaids grew legs

The sea dried up

We all sleep.

 

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