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Poem Of The Day
Nice Things I Like
Kate

I like walking in the sun
I like nibbling on a bun
It's nice when I don't have to run
I like having fun.

I like drinking lots of beer
I like smoking lots of gear
I'm happy when the sky is clear
And when the chip shop is near.

I like lying in my bed
I like the fact that I'm not dead
I like getting off me head
And bread.

I like a bit of chocolate cake
I like the shape of a garden rake
I like jewels that are not fake
I like hake.

All these things are really nice
I'm sure you will agree
But none of them are quite as nice
As me.

 

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