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Poem Of The Day
Morning
Joel

Hatstand, thumbtack, mustard, foot
Eggplant cheese string, cowslip soot
Earwax blackbean woggles, scone
Wigwam marmite Women's Own

Wish wash garbage verbal shit
How my life is full of it
Snap warble hubcap lamp
Belgium arse niggle stamp

Drivel juicy bagel bott
Bag of spanners, baby snot
Moggy hair muesli oh my god!
Sense is lost, custard, ken dodd

Four lined poem only hope
Basketweaver telescope
Fondue
Pot-pourri
Spoke too soon
Silly me
Ash lime amputee

 

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