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Branded the biggest pile of arse on the net by its own authors, Shitespace proudly presents Today's Poem: Tissue.

Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people. It's all here at The Cull.

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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Chimle - (noun) The little bits of yellow fluff which get trapped in the hinge of the windscreen wipers after polishing the car with a new duster.

Soap surfed the Web until lunchtime. It was all action stuff. Well, at least it was sometimes. Well, perhaps it wasn't really, to be honest. No, in fact, actually, it wasn't all action at all. It was just sitting at a TV screen and typing at a keyboard, and although there are ways of putting a spin on that kind of thing and making it sound really interesting -

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