Soon all the water of drugs was quite free,
The people were angry - well, wouldn't you be?
King Herod was given a knighthood and that,
And Jesus was called things like Cunt Face and Twat .
They decided to hang him on top of a cross,
And kill him quite slowly and not give a toss,
And stab him with pins and set fire to his hair,
They would cause him great pain and they just would not care.
Poor Jesus was hanging there for quite a while,
All dripping with piss, shit, blood, sputum and bile,
With nails through his fingers and toes, the poor bloke -
Oh, and one up his arse they'd put there for a joke.
And soon, my dear friends, our poor hero was dead,
He hung on the cross with fat worms in his head,
And they buried him deep in a tomb near the city,
And then tried to get on with their lives, which were shitty.
The Gospel According To Kate
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