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Celebrities, royalty, the senseless killing of innocent people. It's all here at The Cull.

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"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."

Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Wembly - (noun) That last drop which, no matter how much you shake it, always goes down your trouser leg.

The journey was for the most part uneventful. No terrorists hijacked the bus. The driver did not fall asleep at the wheel, nor did he become lost. No Red Indians attacked and there wasn't a highwayman to be seen.

A couple of pirates did try to get on at the traffic lights, but the bus conductor blocked their passage and firmly tossed them off.

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