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Wombat Carnival
Kate

Oh band bearing perfect
nomenclature
Why must you disappoint?
With a name like
Wombat Carnival,
Your feet I would annoint.

You didn't have to try too hard
To win my admiration
You could have sounded rubbish
And I'd still have felt elation.
But I didn't think of wombats
When you played your feeble song
And you HAVE to sound like wombats
Otherwise it is just wrong.
You HAVE to sound like wombats
That are having lots of fun
With a name like Wombat Carnival,
Oh...
Stick it up your bum.

Oh band bearing perfect
nomenclature
How can you be this shit?
You aren't even worthy
Of being played to my right tit.

 

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