Elvis Died On Me Birthday
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Debbie:   Elvis Presley died on me Birthday
On the 16th day of Aug
While I was opening me presents
He was lying in the morgue

Elvis Presley died on me Birthday
In 1977
While I was blowing out me candles
He was floating off to heaven.

Mike:   Elvis died on me birthday
As I was tearing wrappers
He went and blew his final fart
And carked it on the crapper.

Ciaran:   Elvis died on me birthday
Straining on the bog
While I was eating chocolate cake
He dropped his final log

Brian:   Elvis died on me birthday
Singing Blue Suede Shoes
As I was spinning the bottle
He was turning seven shades of blue

Monobollock:   Elvis died on me birthday
Was it from a bad heart?
No the dirty bastard died
After inhaling his own fart.

Mike:   Elvis died on me birthday
As I was getting the bumps
He choked and gasped and fell upon
The place he did his dumps.

Elvis died on me birthday
He may have been the King.
But "Happy Birthday To You",
I never heard him sing.

Brian:   Elvis died on me birthday
Practising his karate chops
While I was passing the parcel
He was passing his final plops.

Mike:   Elvis died on me birthday.
I wore my party hat,
But he just wore his trousers
Round his knees, and that was that.

Brian:   Elvis died on me birthday
As I was eating lime jelly
He was buying double cheeseburgers
And filling his big fat belly.

Mike:   Elvis died on me birthday,
I forgot his invitation.
And so he had to go instead
To the party of salvation.

Brian:   Elvis died on me birthday.
As I was having a pee
The bloated cunt had it all
He even shagged Marie.

Mike:   Elvis died on me birthday
He went to the "Promised Land"
But his ticket at the pearly gates
Was the tissue in his hand.

Brian:   Elvis died on me birthday
On the toilet in Gracelands
Perhaps he would have lived longer
If he'd eaten like Bobby Sands.

Debbie:   Elvis died on me birthday,
He died on Madonnas too
Dunno what she was doing,
Whilst he was turning blue.

Elvis died on me birthday
And Sir Trevor MacDonald's as well
Pity he never interviewed him
Before falling off the well

Elvis died on me birthday
Whilst he was having a biz
A morbid claim to fame I know
But it's useful in a quiz!!

 
pooclub - August 2004



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