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19
June
2017


The Seven Great Stocks

1. Cheese
2. Organ
3. Fruit
4. Kitchen Utensil
5. Fish
6. Luggage
7. Mollusc

Today's Guest Stock

8. Wind Instrument

The 13 Lesser Stocks


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Today's New Word
(from the Oxtail English Dictionary)

Curspurnery - (noun) The pitiful pretence of a dog-owner that the animal on the other end of the lead shitting in the gutter is nothing to do with them. Also verb 'to curspurn', noun 'curspurner' etc.


NAMES AND THEIR ORIGINS No. 29

CRAPPER

If your surname is Crapper, your ancestors were either hermits who couldn't speak English or were simple peasants too plain stupid not to change their name by deed poll.


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